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Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Loons and Moons
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
First Map Made of a Solid’s Secret Quantum Geometry - quantamagazine.org
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
No way
Kristen Bell sends Adam Scott "deeply insulting" voicemails when she's mad about Severance - AV Club
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Gets Three-Part Release, Series Finale Set for New Year’s Eve - Variety
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Paris Baguette: The Korean bakery that wants to make croissants less French - BBC
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Fact-checking unsubstantiated claims linking Gov. Walz to Minnesota lawmakers’ shootings - PBS
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Still no good.
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
'Orthorexia' Is More And More Common. Here's What You Should Know About It. - HuffPost
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
What styling mistake needs to be stopped in K-pop?
No go.
Next, they tried...
Still no good
The Action Network: Cracker Barrel 400 predictions, picks, odds for Nashville - NASCAR.com
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?